Science desk and L-net

I got the wackiest questions online last night

- "i need some info. about the gods and what would happen if they were pleased and what would happen if they were displeased with the city-state"

- Phillipino christmas decorations and recipes for traditional foods that weren't too "fancy"

- High and low temperatures recorded on Earth

- Biographical information on Jean-Paul Marat. [My mother would be so pleased!]

And then in person we had a book that was supposed to be here, but wasn't on the shelf (we found it!), a patron apologizing for referring to me as intelligent, carpet being installed and no public computers.